I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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