piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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