I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
so much tequila, so little girl.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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