We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
