have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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