I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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