so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
