Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
