Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
