All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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