whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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