You really coming over, don't trick.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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