absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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