The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Randomize
