Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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