Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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