Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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