Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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