What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
it glows. i had to have it.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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