So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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