Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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