oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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