ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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