I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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