Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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