I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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