His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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