After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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