Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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