: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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