im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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