It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I am spending my child support on dildos
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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