just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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