he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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