my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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