Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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