Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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