Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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