Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
