She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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