Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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