I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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