imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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