i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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