I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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