she woke up with a sticky ear
i barfeds in our rink
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
handjob tips. give me some.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I think people are normalizing furries
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