Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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