Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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