It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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