You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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