It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I wear drunk well.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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