Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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