Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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