Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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