Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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